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GermanyXReader - A Rush of Blood
A Rush of Blood
You stand in a horizontal waterfall of cascading twisted metal. You stand with a spark of vexation, but you’re too stubborn to move. A cyclist goes whizzing by. Instead of ducking for cover, you stick your face in theirs the split they pass and yell, “BLEGH!”
This provokes a trickle of curses.
You add a strand of pearly wisdom to alleviate the bloke: “Did you know that polar bears can smell a baby seal from 20 miles away?!” Okay, maybe that isn’t wisdom. The words flutter in the air like a broken banner. The cyclist probably never tasted them.
You giggle all the same.
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